I would sincerely like to inform you that there is a reason why the hired bikes in Amsterdam are red.
The colour red is eye catching and is commonly used on signs displaying danger, for example, STOP, No Entry, Caution Danger etc.
Unfortunately, other countries do not have the great infrastructure nor the flat grounds for bicycle lanes and so have not been brought up with great talent manoeuvring the two wheeled contraptions.
We admire your skill and I, on behalf of all the retards that explore your beautiful city would like to apologise for causing frustration and traffic in your efficient lanes.
Kind regards,
Raine Jackson
